No, this blog isn't about dinosaurs even though I feel decrepit.

No, this blog isn't about dinosaurs. It's about a lone woman's writing crusade (please refer to earlier posts to become acquainted with Therese-A-Saurus).

Today's rant involves a certain New York madam who attempted to pass herself off as a consultant to cover up her prostitution ring. Ok, this isn't really about a writing rant per se, but it's about consulting. For those legitimate consultants out there, we all know it's a competitive world. We don't need Madams taking over our "consulting" territory (even if she wasn't really a legitimate consultant). Madam Stupid deserved to be arrested. Did she think her supposed "clients" would be able to write off THAT much computer consulting work on a daily basis?

Here's the entire story. Today's lesson: don't cover up your prostitution ring by trying to pass yourself off as a legitimate "consultant." Escort consultants don't count. I hope she enjoys her new soon-to-be home and striped wardrobe...in the slammer!


http://blondesense.blogspot.com/2009/02/bankers-used-corporate-credit-cards-to.html

Wanted: Professional Client

Here's my first tirade to get this party started: I've been searching through C-list and freelance writing sites looking for writing gigs. I couldn't believe how the ads read and these companies had no clue what kind of writers they wanted or what they wanted from writers. I decided to create my own personals ad seeking a client who actually has a clue. Here's my snarky take on a job ad for a "good" client:

Wanted: Professional client who has a clue about marketing. Savvy company who didn’t drop their brains at the front door. Well-informed, well-spoken client who understands that just a well-written press release will not make you an overnight sensation. Flexible client who is willing to learn about media relations and how they need a PR professional to help them. Smart client who understands that good copywriting on their website will bring them more revenue and business. I am seeking these clients. If you are clueless, annoying and don’t want to learn from me, then hire someone else. Please contact me only on Tuesdays at 12:05 am (after a night of karaoke marathons) or every other Friday at 6:52 am (in between my yoga and t'ai chi sessions).