Dr. Geffner Takes Stand: Freebie Defense Expert Witness Spills Water & Burps on Stand...and Gives Worthless Testimony

The Three Ring Circus Defense does it again with their surrebuttal (more like butthead) witness, Dr. Geffner. Between his burping, water spillage, and his overall bumbling foolishness today on the stand, I thought I was watching a re-run of "Hee Haw." Add Dr. Geffner's pornstache (thanks Tammy for pointing that out - a very key element of his testimony!) - can you say one hot mess of a witness?! I knew this witness was going to be a train wreck...but oh me, oh my!!! 

I love how the defense pulled this guy out of their butts only a few weeks ago. Way to plan...and way to be completely desperate! The trial is actually still going on right now but if I wait to write my blog, it'll be midnight. I didn't think there could be a psychologist "expert" witness worse than Alyce in La-La Land, but oh yes, my fine blog readers and justice fighters...there is a witness worst than LaViolette! 

The Reasons Why Dr. Geffner Won't Save Crybaby's Ass 

1. Whiner asks irrelevant questions to test his no-brain knowledge. Ding ding...you lose, Dr. Geffner. No Jeopardy lighting round for you!  Let's just say I know more about the brain (and I'm not Miss Science) than this quackazoid. 

Big shocker! He is not even a medical doctor - sound familiar? Dr. Dick also tried to sound like Mr. Bad Ass when it came to his brain knowledge. Here we go again with the broken record lack of credentials: Geffner has a PhD, is NOT a trained medical doctor, AND is NOT a neurologist or neurosurgeon.

Okay, moving on...

2. Dr. Geffner NEVER interviewed Crybaby. He looked over her tests (aka shuffled papers and pretended to sound smart) and attempted to refute Dr. DeMarte's testimony -- I just heard "blah blah blah blah" after I found out he never interviewed Arias. Really? And WHY should we believe your testimony if you never spoke with Crazy Train Crybaby? 

3. According to the dirt Martinez dug up on Geffner, the judge threw out his testimony in a former court case because he "made it up" and wasn't found credible. Uhmmm okayyy, that works for me!! 

But here's the kicker: he's LaViolette's colleague and wait for it...HE TESTIFIED FOR FREE in this trial!! Either he felt sorry for LaViolette and Crybaby or the defense was beyond desperate or all of the above. 

Personally, I think they asked the Magic 8 for the worst possible, shadiest, incompetent, unethical, moronic "psychologists" they could find in the United States of America. Not to mention, they all want to obviously ruin their careers by selling out to this she-devil and her Dumb and Dumber Team. 

4. He knows jack crap about borderline personality disorder or the brain - read above about his lack of medical skills. He claimed she had anxiety and trauma (ohhh wah, another expert defense witness pandering to her poor Crybaby lies!) but didn't have a personality disorder. Not to mention, let's talk about the lame PDS test again - answers that were based on LIES!!!! 

Gotta love Juan Martinez: "Do you go to the Alyce LaViolette school of...?" Too bad Whiner Willmott objected. Fill in the blank...Mr. Martinez, do you mean the Alyce LaViolette School of Incompetency & Unethical BS where they "edify" ALL is that Jodi Arias (aka The Kool Aid Kids)? 

Oh snappp!!! So dummyhead Geffner..when does an exaggeration become a lie? Guess everyone can exaggerate as much as they want, according to Martinez...oh say, like Crybaby's test results that Geffner supposedly "analyzed"???!!! 

Beth Karas tweeted: "Geffner reviewed 4 psychological tests conducted on Arias and rescored 2 of them. He did not speak to Arias nor did he review the police reports but he did review DeMarte's report."

Notice he did NOT speak to Crybaby. Who cares about rescoring her tests when he NEVER talked to her? And why would you rescore a test that was based on ALL LIES!!???

5. This dude thinks he's a medical examiner and talks about the gunshot wounds like he is an ER doctor and sees them all the time. Uhmm  yeah, he has only testified in two cases that involved projectiles to the brain AND neither person was incapacitated nor did they lose consciousness. Sorry, Geffner, you lose (and Dr. Horn is way hotter than you and your pornstache). Uhmmm, he's not a medical doctor, is not a medical examiner and did not examine Travis' body or his brain. Yeah, smart move defense. Are you kidding me?  Dr. Geffner has lots of medical experience - how about all those autopsy examinations he's never conducted? Good call, Wilmott and Nurmi. 

Not to mention, Dr. Geffner spilled his WATER not once, but twice, on the stand and audibly burped while testifying (maybe he tied one on the night before???!!) 

Your Southern "sir and ma'am" manners and your pornstache ain't winnnin' you any jury fans, bucko!! 

Jurors Ask 21 Questions

The jurors paid attention and asked good questions this afternoon. I would have asked him this question: 

"Do you realize you are in a courtroom testifying in a murder trial and that the year is 2013? Also, why do you sport such an unfashionable pornstache at your age?" 

As usual, Martinez slams Geffner's lack of credibility (and is still slamming him...am listening to the trial as I type). I think he and Dick Samuels both have the "oh let me review my notes because I can't remember anything!!" syndrome. Oh no, not the fog again!! 

I think this was the worst possible move for the defense and once again, more points for Juan Martinez. Geffner's testimony makes Dr. DeMarte look like the Einstein compared to the Defense Crazy Train. I don't see how they thought this was a smart move to put this bumbling fool on the stand. 

Sidebar: Nurmi and Crybaby need to wipe those disrespectful smirks off their faces. Tick, tock. The Crazy Train has left the building!!! Your hours are numbered, Jodi Arias, and this testimony has sunk you even deeper into the Rabbit Hole of Alyce in La-La Land and now Dr. Biggest-Joke-of-a-WitnessEver Geffner!

But then Juan saves the day and puts Dr. "Hotness" Horn back on the stand...woot woot...I'll fill you in tomorrow about his testimony. See, Dr. Geffner, that's what a REAL medical examiner looks like minus pornstache (although, I did like Dr. Horn's facial hair!) And he knows what's talking about because he's a real doctor!!! 

JUSTICE FOR TRAVIS!!! I feel so bad for his family - no family should have to go through this pain and horror. 

PS - A big shout out to my awesome blog supporters and friends  - you know who you are!! Thanks! 

Dr. Horn Testifies Again That Travis Was NOT Shot First & Willmott Is Not a Weapons Expert

It was a short morning in court and Judge Stephens recessed the trial until next Wednesday. Before I dive into Dr. Kevin Horn's testimony  (wow, he's all kinds of hotness--but I digress),  I want to point out that Crybaby was putting on another display of fake boo-hoos (about as fake as her boobage!) for the court room today as crime photos of Travis' body were displayed. Then the melodramatic tears started to fall. YES, YOU did that, Crybaby, so why don't you look up???!!!

As Dr. Horn answered Juan Martinez's question about Travis's brain injuries - once again, we hear that NO, he could NOT have been shot first. He would have been incapacitated and wouldn't have been able to move or stand or reach out or walk the 18 feet down the hallway. No way, no how!

Let's Play a Fun Game - "What's Crybaby Thinking?" 

Here is the internal dialogue that was running through Crazy Train Crybaby's demonic brain this morning. Her fake tears were so RIDICULOUS - she was only crying for herself AGAIN...tick, tock, Crybaby, time is running out for you.

Pan in Crybaby wearing her puke-brown top (she and Jenny were matchy-match with their colors today - GAG).  Poor poor, Jodi Arias. She BOOOHHHOOs and covers her face with her greasy locks and flips her spidery bangs: 

Sniffle sniffle boo hoo. I should have never told the gun/closet story. Goshhhh, Jodi, you are so dumb! Why did you say you shot him FIRST?! I should have been in the FOG when I was stabbing him NOT after I shot him. Stupid stupid stupid! Hmm, maybe I can change my story (lie) again!

Oh I'm so sad!! Wahhhhh!! Dr. Horn is ruining my life. Nooo, you don't know what you're talking about. Boohoo (shoots evil glance at Dr. Horn behind her greasy mane). 

He doesn't know anything!! I'm the SMART one, not him. I could be a doctor. I could, yes I could! Sidebar: even though he's a trained medical doctor and has performed hundreds of autopsies. 

I shot him first. Stop poisoning the jury! I HATE YOU. I want to scribble your face and put horns around your head, DR HORN MUAHHHH!! 

Remember I had that fog and then I don't remember stabbing him and then I found myself in the desert with blood all over my hands...gasp, sniffle, sniffle..deep gulp of air...and then...and then...I got my case of Costco water from the trunk and washed off the blood from my hands. 

Stop talking, Dr. Horn. You are so mean to me. You are ruining my perfect story. No no noooooo!! 

Sniffle sniffle. Ohhh, I'm perking up now. Wahhh, sniffle, fake tear...Crybaby puts hands on her face. 

My Evil Twin Jenny on the Block is now saying that a 25 caliber gun wouldn't have enough velocity to injure Travis' brain. Oh that's good, Jenny, keep going with that story. Yeah, that's it, you tell him, Jenny. Take that, Dr. Horn!!  Even though Jenny doesn't know jack squat about anatomy and physiology, see Dr. Horn, she's SMARTER than YOU!! Yes, that's it, Travis could MOVE and run down the hall. He was able to get up, despite suffering a severe trauma to his brain thanks to the bullet I blasted through his skull, and sprint down the hall - even though medical science proves otherwise. Yeah, good one, Jenny, that's the ticket! 

Jodi daydreams about Whiner Willmott while she cries her fake tears and hides her face behind her hands. Pan in on Crybaby's evil, demonic grin...Poor thing...no scribbling today!  

I heart you, Jennny. You are my hero. I am gonna draw a picture of you this weekend and put pretty pink hearts all over your face, and I will even cover up your nasty bald spot in the picture. It's okay - even if you go bald, I will always love you and whisper sweet nothings into your ear. I don't care if you have an empty brain. I'm all the Einstein you need. I'll even leave my girlfriend for you! I promise to put you in my book and we can run away and have babies together...AND AND...

Okay now back to reality & the trial...

The jurors had only a few questions for Dr. Horn. Another sign that they don't believe the defense or Crybaby's shoddy closet/gun story aka LIE. Juan broke it down for us this morning - thanks to Dr. Horne's return to the stand: no way could Travis have been shot first. He had defense wounds on the back of his hands and thumbs which indicated that there was a struggle. A struggle means his physical body had to move - thus, he wasn't incapacitated and wasn't shot first.

Here are a few of the question asked by the jury - yeah, keep on boo-hoo'ing, Crazy Train Crybaby! 

Why do you believe Alexander was still alive when his throat was slit? 
Dr. Horn said he was still alive at that time, because of the amount of the blood that came out of his wound.

How many times have you seen injuries involving a .25 caliber gun? 
Horn said he has seen wounds from .25 caliber guns about 200 times.


Yes, A .25 Caliber Gun Can CAUSE Severe Brain Damage!

Whiner Willmott attempted to use her big brain to basically tell Dr. Horn that she knew more about medical science then he did (which obviously perturbed Dr. Handsome Horn). Also, the last time I checked a .25 caliber gun can still do a LOT of damage. 

Thanks to Tammy in my Facebook group for pointing out what happened during Reagan's assassination attempt:  a .25 caliber gun was used when Reagan's press secretary, Jim Brady, was shot by John Hinckley. Brady was seriously wounded and suffered severe brain trauma as a result of the shooting and is still in a wheelchair. Willmott tried to impress the jury with her weapons knowledge (NOT!!): according to Whiner, a .25 caliber gun would only cause very minimal brain damage - to the point, that Travis could get up and run away! Yeah, uhmmm, NO!!! So there goes that theory, Jenny!!

In Moment of Desperation, Defense Pulls Dr. Geffner Outta Their Butts

Dumb (Crazy Train Crybaby), Dumber (Jenny on the Block) & Dumbest (Bad Posture/Chair Sloucher Nurmi) better start counting down the minutes...because time is running out for their sorry, sad excuse of a defense. 

Here we go with  have another DUMB ASS psychologist, Dr. Robert Geffner! He will "attempt" (and I use that word loosely) to rebut Dr. DeMarte's testimony that Arias suffers from borderline personality disorder and that Crybaby was not a victim of domestic violence. This guy must not care if his career goes down the toilet. Bye-bye! He only has to look at Alyce in La-La-Land to see what happened to her career after her testimony. I wonder if she has left the country yet?!

Another desperate attempt to save the Crybaby. Yeah, I don't see his testimony working very well. 

Woot woot, the Crazy Train has left the Dummy Head Defense Station!!!!

Stay tuned, folks! We have another week left of this trial - can't wait to hear Juan Martinez's closing argument!

Also, Juror #8 (male) was released today - hmmm, wonder what he did?!!

Hey, Jodi Arias (Donavan, are you reading??!!)...mark MY words...karma is coming your way and it's not gonna be pretty!!

Court resumes next Wednesday!! JUSTICE FOR TRAVIS!!

Move Along, Jenny on the Block: Jury Asks Expert Witness Dr. DeMarte ONLY 19 Questions

Willmott continued her annoying line of questioning this morning. She attempted to "intimidate" Dr. DeMarte (what a joke!) and tried to pull a Juan Martinez with her barrage of questions. She needs to go back to traffic court. The funniest thing is that she supposedly specializes in teaching other lawyers how to cross-examine witnesses. She is obviously a bad teacher because her whiny attempts to discredit DeMarte didn't work - yeah, okay, move along, Jenny on the (Chopping) Block.

Willmott's contribution to the defense is an absolute joke, and Nurmi just sat there like a bump on a log with his unprofessional slouchy posture...sorry to wake you from your nap, Nurmi! What a disrespectful slug! She is completely out of her league as she tried to mimic Juan Martinez's rapid-fire questioning...talk about a big fail. 

What did we learn from Willmott's sad charade today? 

DeMarte is a professional, credible, and knowledgeable psychologist AND knows how to properly administer psychological testing (unlike Alyce in La-La Land and Dr. Dick). Jenny could talk until she was blue in the face about TS1 vs. TS2 - who cares? DeMarte was able to logically and calmly answer Willmott's questions AND she wasn't rude or combative unlike Dumb and Dumber! Major points to Dr. DeMarte for being a mature, professional adult! Although, I know Dr. DeMarte was secretly thinking: suck it, Jenny! Your witnesses are dunces and I rule the school! 


Fun 'Psychological' Facts of Jodi Arias  by Dr. DeMarte...Courtesy of Juan Martinez


Hey Jenny on the Block, listen to the words comin' outta Dr. DeMarte's mouth: Jodi Arias does NOT HAVE PTSD. She has borderline personality disorder (BPD). According to DeMarte, here are the characteristics that identified Arias as BPD:

• Quick-changing emotions - her emotions were up and down and ranged from happy to sad  in a short amount of time in her journal entries (and throw in her suicidal thoughts)...I love him, I hate him, I love him, I don't want to live, I hate him, I love him, I can't live without him, etc. 

• Tendency to be dramatic - yeah like to the 1000th degree--wahh boohoo, I'm a crybaby, let me conjure up some fake tears...

• Feelings of emptiness - DeMarte said Arias had feelings of emptiness inside her throughout her ENTIRE life (not just after she killed Travis)

• Tendency to feel very angry and upset -- "inappropriate intense anger"--she had a lot of rage going on...to the point of killing Travis and stabbing him 29 times! 

Hmmm, now let's look at her conversion to the Mormon faith (after only two months of meeting Travis). Dr. Demarte pointed this out which indicated "identity disturbance" - oh, look another symptom of borderline personality disorder. Imagine that!


Character assassination doesn't equal abuse: Travis called her names out of frustration and anger, and I tend to agree that there was  truth in his words - I concur that she is an evil devil. Dr. DeMarte talked about the heated conversation, between Alexander and Arias, was a result of the fact that she had crossed boundaries (like stalking and whatnot), and that's why his anger escalated throughout the conversation. That's not abuse - that's just getting pissed off someone who doesn't respect you and invades your personal space and privacy! I would be pissed too! To sum it up: Jodi Arias was NOT abused (how many more times can this be said?!!!) 

And Dr. Dick got his hand slapped again for his crappy testing protocol - according to DeMarte, he should NOT have filled out Arias' PDS answer sheet. Tsk tsk. 

Jurors Ask DeMarte ONLY 19 Questions - Translation: DeMarte is Actually a Credible Witness!

Here is a list of my favorite questions that were asked today by the jury:

Who is at risk for borderline personality disorder? 

• Someone who was exposed to trauma and neglect in their life -  yes, Jodi Arias. Invalidation by parents and family members - yes, Jodi Arias

Do you think her "mark my words" statement and smiling during the interview means she has borderline personality disorder?

• This is an example of her self-esteem and immaturity - this was an immature statement which is consistent with borderline personality disorder - yes, that would be Jodi Arias.

Here's a no-brainer:

If she would throw out a PDS test if the test taker lied and said a bear attacked them instead of a tiger a tiger really attacked them? 

• Dr. DeMarte's answer: yes, she would throw out the results, because it was a different event. 
• Tiger. Bear. Yeah, two different animals. You know... like this possible scenario:...a ninja intruder killed Travis (a lie) vs. Jodi killed Travis (the truth). 

The jurors also asked DeMarte about the camera: 

Do you think trying to delete photos and washing the camera was an attempt to destroy evidence?

• DUHHH!!! YES!!! Of course, she was trying to destroy the evidence. Yeah, there goes the fog theory. Oh, darn that selective amnesia!

Other fun tidbits we learned today from Dr. DeMarte - add these to your notes, jurors:

• Arias got the phone number of a dude she met on the airplane and called him RIGHT after she attended Travis' memorial service - oh yeah, she was really upset and sad about Travis!! 

• She stole an engagement ring from Travis (that he bought for another woman).

Willmott continued to whine and attempt to discredit the validity of DeMarte tests (she got uppity with DeMarte at times, but DeMarte kept her cool!). Martinez asked more questions after the jury questions and he confirmed what we already know: DeMarte is a credible, valid psychologist who knows what she is talking about and Jenny on the Block is NOT Juan Martinez.

My observation of Jodi Arias throughout the day: she constantly looked pissed off as Dr. DeMarte talked. It was fun to watch. It is blatantly obvious that she does not like DeMarte...because she knows she is officially screwed now after this very compelling evidence that blew the lame defense witnesses' credibility outta the water. Oh yeah, and she doesn't like to hear a beautiful, composed, savvy, intelligent woman like Dr. DeMarte check off her laundry list of personality disorder symptoms. The steam was coming out of her ears and I just chuckled as the batshit crazy wheels kept turning inside her head! 

Please note: NOT all people who are diagnosed with personality disorders are violent criminals. Most people with borderline personality disorder are more of a danger to themselves, and are not a danger to society nor do they harm others. 

Court is recessed until next Tuesday!! Justice for Travis Alexander!!